yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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