You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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