I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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