i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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