i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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