we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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