what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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