capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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