Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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