just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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