if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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