Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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