smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
stop calling my apartment porn island.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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