I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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