How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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