I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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