This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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