My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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