we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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