idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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