Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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