He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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