He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
be right there i have to get my cape
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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