Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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