Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i will never coherently bang her
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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