nut hugger
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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