i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i dont even know how to be here
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You are a genius and a whore.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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