could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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