Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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