lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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