Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I came so hard my ears popped.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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