We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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