Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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