i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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