love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
