I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
