I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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