just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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