If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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