But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Someone shit on the floor
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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