Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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