i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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