how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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