? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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