quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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