they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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