Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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