just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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