I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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