Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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