There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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