your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I have post one night stand depression
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