I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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