I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
