their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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